Written by Steven D’Adamo
So, it’s the Zombie Apocalypse that movie-goers and comic book readers everywhere have been predicting (hoping for?), and this is probably your last chance to use the Internet for…forever.
I write to you from the steam-punk-esque fortress that is now Seva Call Headquarters, where I and the remaining interns are holding out for a miracle. Good thing the Seva Call snack bar is stocked with twinkies and cup-o’-noodles. Unfortunately, some of the upper management were out on a Chipotle run, and are currently MIA, while Seva Man is lost somewhere in Kentucky. Hopefully he found a horse… and also learned how to ride a horse.
Our make-shift modifications to Fort Seva Call have protected us from the first wave of zombies, and somehow left our internet intact. Also, Zaneta somehow macgyvered a power strip, a ping pong paddle, and a blunted knife into an awesome zombie-killing weapon. Who knew? She always seemed so sweet.
So for anyone who can read this, I’ll be posting as many updates as I can, letting you know how we’re holding up. And since we haven’t been overrun by brain-eaters yet, I think I have some helpful advice for you to zombie-proof your home. Looks like we’re the pest control experts now! Okay, bad pun.
I think I should go now. Matteo is glaring at me. I should probably help with the fortifications.
Check back soon for some updates. Steve out.
