Zombie-Proof Your Home: Cleaning Up the Mess

Written by Steven D’Adamo

Zombie-Proof Your Home: Cleaning Up the Mess - Seva Team

Sorry for the delay since my last update, TalkLocal fans. The Seva Team got caught up in Minnesota, helping some weary survivors rebuild their homes after the military launched Operation: Clean Sweep to wipe out the undead.

I hope you found my tips to help you zombie-proof your home useful. I sure enjoyed sharing the knowledge with you, though not so much the application of it.

The good news is that it’s finally over. The zombie apocalypse has been quashed thanks to our efforts (and probably also the might of the US military).

But I have some final advice to give you, and luckily, it doesn’t involve monsters or the end of the world. Nope, now it’s time to clean up the mess left behind by the now-dead undead, so we can all get back to our mundane, zombie-free lives.

1. Get the blood out with a combination of cold water, detergent, and ammonia on carpets. Read this article for a detailed description of the cleaning process.

2. Reuse as many materials as possible. Remember all of the reinforcing and furniture-moving I had you doing? You’re going to have to undo most of that. Maybe some of the modifications will be useful to you during hurricane season. Otherwise, refurbish the furniture, or use the plywood barricades to build new furniture.

3. Work to rebuild your community. Why just stop at your home? Help your neighbors too! Some of you might need some people-to-people interaction after being cooped up in your castle for weeks. Hooray new friends!

The zombie apocalypse might be over, but the Seva Team is still here, helping everyone help themselves.

Now get to cleaning and rebuilding! And good luck! Steve out.


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