Written by Steven D’Adamo
It’s been a while since we’ve done one of these, so I decided to come back with a Halloween edition of “Oh Sh!t” moments. Halloween can be a fun-filled night of childish mischief, hilarious costumes, and chocolate overdose. However, every year, some people invariably take the mischief part a little too far, leaving the rest of us to clean up the mess come November 1st.
Here are some not-so-fun tricks you may be left dealing with the day after Halloween. And yes, Seva Call can help you out, even with these pranks.
Photo courtesy of SF Weekly: http://blogs.sfweekly.com/thesnitch/toilet-paper-house-and-trees.jpg
Your Yard is Covered in Toilet Paper
Isn’t it such a nice surprise to wake up in the morning to a fresh snow softly blanketing the world outside your window? Wait, no, that’s not snow. Your entire yard is covered in toilet paper, and it could take you over an hour to clean up by yourself. Why not just connect with a professional cleaning service? TP disaster clean-up may not be specifically listed in their M.O., but we can help you find someone willing to take on the clean-up while you get ready for your day.
Someone Decided to go ‘Smashing Pumpkins’ On Your Decorations
And now your front porch has a nice coating of pumpkin innards, fake spider webs, and broken plastic ghosts scattered across it. At this point, it’s probably not worth salvaging the damaged decorations, so you might as well throw them out. Then contact a garbage removal service to pick them up for you.
Some Audacious Kids Pranked Your Car
You need to get into work, but a few layers of plastic wrap or duct tape are keep you out of your car! This prank is funny when it’s done to some hapless college kid at a party; not so much when the neighborhood ghouls just want to make your life a little harder. You could spend the time unwrapping your ‘present’, or you could just call a taxi to pick you up and take you to work.
Your Kid Needs a Good Teeth Cleaning
After ingesting three pounds of processed sugar, your kid probably already has about five cavities forming, not to mention their aching tummy. Well, don’t let them stay home from school for no reason. Take them to a dentist for a satisfying “I-told-you-so” cleaning. We can help you find one without an appointment.
I certainly hope you don’t have to deal with these moments, but in case you do, Seva Call is here for you. We’ll find the right professionals for you, even for your unconventional, post-Halloween needs.
