So, you forgot to get him something really nice for this Sunday. It happens to the best of us. To go along with whatever last-minute gift you’ll end up getting, entertain your old man with the art form all fathers can appreciate: good dad jokes (yes, yes, we see the contradiction). We’ve gathered the cheesiest, stupidest, most groan-inducing paternal humor we’ve heard into one list: our Top 7 Father’s Day Jokes.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
A panda walks into a restaurant, has dinner, fires a pistol at the ceiling, and then walks out. Another customer asks a waiter, “What’s the deal with that panda?” She says, “Oh, he just eats shoots and leaves.”
I just finished a jigsaw puzzle. It only took me six months…which is amazing because the box says 2-4 years.
There are so many good jokes about beef. In other words, well-done steak jokes aren’t rare.
What do thesauruses eat for breakfast? Synonym rolls.
What kind of trails does a crazy person travel? Psychopaths.
What’s the least-spoken language in the world? Sign language.
These bad-joke gems are sure to spruce up the gift you procrastinated on, but next year…actually get him something cool. One creative gift that many fathers will love is a pre-paid service, rather than a physical present. Treating Dad to an appointment with a tailor, personal trainer, or massage therapist is as easy as turning on your computer, iPhone or Android device and using TalkLocal.
